Transformation Doctor

A human who wants to undergo transporter "surgery" to become a Chakat will always have enough dough to pay for the trip to Chakona, doctor visit, and all associated fees, even if they work a minimum wage job as a janitor or cook. This is never explained.

Okay. So maybe one thing is explained. The transformation doctor always works for free...or for sexual favors. This still doesn't explain how the doctor pays for it (these things seem so commonplace that he/she/it would be losing millions of dollars every day), or the fees associated with taking a spaceship trip across the galaxy and staying at some luxurious resort on Chakona.

Symptoms of Chakat transformation:


 * A period of slurred, mostly comprehensible speech that lasts all of five minutes.


 * Incredibly short motor rehabilitation ending in masturbation and finally an orgy.