Giftwrapped Turds

Two furries have sex just moments after they meet, with little pretense or evidence of any relationship building beforehand, yet the sexual encounter is described by the narrator (described, not shown) as the deepest, most emotionally satisfying and spiritually significant event in their lives. Yet they sleep with everyone else afterwards. Also, even the most disgusting and repulsive sexual act will be described as the most beautiful thing in the universe.