Everyones A Voyeur

No matter what time of day or night it is, nobody cares if the Chakat couple in the upstairs apartment is having sex. Apparently nobody has to wake up at 6 AM and be able to function at work. Nobody finds anybody else unattractive, so they're all turned on and ready to have sex themselves when they hear the noises. Bullshit.

''"Oh my goodness," Talanda said as she heard screams from their upstairs neighbors. "Do you think they’re alright?" the wolftauress asked her mate. "I think they’re more than alright," Winterpaws, her chakat mate, answered. "It just sounded…well, more than they usually…mmfff," she said, but was stopped by a kiss. "It’s okay, and whatever they’re doing is making me a bit frisky!" shi said and started mounting hir wolfy mate.''

From: "Fredericke Weismann" (www.chakatsden.com/chakat//Stories/FrederikeWeismann-1.html)

Here's one thing that is not at all like real life. If you've ever tried to sleep alone in a hotel room next door to someone having sex, you'd realize how much it sucks to hear someone else having sex when you're trying to sleep."Wolfy" is not an adjective, by the way.

Here's a professor that's so obsessed about sex that he grades on the curve:

''"How nice to see you this morning, Shir Sandwalker," came a resonant tenor voice from the back of the room. "I trust you have a good excuse for being tardy?" "Damn," I muttered under my breath. "I knew it was too good to believe." I swivelled my head to regard Professor Mallein, a rather grizzled wolftaur of slate grey colouring, who was now walking down the aisle toward me. "Um... that sort of depends on what you define as an acceptable excuse. I had one of those nights...." I pricked one of my ears up in a version of the 'raised eyebrow', injecting a subtle suggestive tone into my voice. Most of the class was human, so they didn't really pick up on the meaning of my statement, but the remainder were 'taurs of various types, including a couple of chakats, who grinned in understanding. Kerisa's eyes sparkled a bit, and she hid her smile behind a hastily placed hand. The professor, I was glad to see, picked up on my reference, and merely grunted in reply, the edges of his mouth pulling upward in a tiny smile. "I see. Well, just don't make a habit of it too often, eh?" He padded down to the front of the room, and faced the class.''

-SANDWALKER'S CHOICE by Chakat Sandwalker (www.furry.org.au/chakat/Stories/SandwalkersChoice-01.htm)

One exception. In the story "High Moon" at the Chakatheaven Yahoo group, we have this line:

''"The apartment layout is rather nice with bedrooms on each end and the living room, bathroom and what I call the galley in the middle. The layout makes it nice when you are studying. You don't have to listen to your roommate making out while you are hitting the books." ''