Ubercliches

Some things in furry stories are older than furry stories, and have been run into the ground in all other genres. Here is where I'll be posting them.

Example: ''"This is the part that always kills me," Tyler remarks. "The waiting and watching, the calm before the storm. It's unsettling."'' -Shadows And Light by Sandwalker.

The news reflects what happens with the characters:'

''"Can’t we find some other channel?" Goldstripe said. "Sure," Frederike said and changed the channel. "…terrorist attack, where…" "…the Chakonan consulate…" "…after the death of Chaka…" "...and now we’ve entered the habitat of the Hexapuma. These creatures are rare and a bit shy, but also very dangerous. The Hexapuma resembles some of Earth’s big cats, only it has six limbs like a chakat. Though not equipped with handpaws, it is able to manipulate delicate items, as we’re about to see. Look how it uses a stick to dig out its prey of…" "New channel. Something I can sleep to," Goldstripe said. "I thought you could sleep to anything," Frederike said and changed the channel. A cartoon show appeared, and Frederike noticed Goldstripe sigh in relaxation and Tokalina stir with renewed interest.''"Fredericke Weismann" (www.chakatsden.com/chakat//Stories/FrederikeWeismann-1.html)

If the cartoons are anything like real cartoons, the first thing she'd see is an animated version of Reverend Hughes blowing up people. Or at least a week later she would.

In a galaxy far, far away Dimalya stifled a yawn. -the Eclipse Saga by Joe Schoeder Jr.